It's safe to say this trick-or-treater is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

It's 2022, folks leaving candy out unattended should know better at this point. Because as a kid, if we stumbled onto a house which was too lazy to keep watch over a bowl of candy, best believe we were taking the entire bowl.

This is trick-or-treat not make-a-wish. I applaud this kid for his swift thinking, and absolute swag to boot. Live it up, kid. Adulthood is coming soon.